The Devil's Dictionary (2.0)

BitTorrent, proper noun

Looting implemented as a communications protocol: the more people stealing something, the easier it is.

blog, verb

To noisily and simultaneously void one's spleen, stomach, bladder and bowels.
"Get outta my way! I think I'm gonna blog!"

command line, noun

The most efficient method available for accidentally deleting data.

e-mail, noun

A method of electronic communication, primarily used to inform you that your penis is too small.

journalism, noun

A form of information distribution widely acknowledge to be unethical, corrupt and amoral; also, what blogging is, God dammit!

server, noun

One who must be served.